March brings us, once again, the great opportunity to celebrate L Ron Hubbard's birthday in style outside of his beloved cult compound. The theme is as simple as it was last year:
Party Hard. We've worked our asses off for the last year to raise attention and make a point, but not this month. This month is our opportunity to go out there and just have some fun. Sure, one can argue that we ALWAYS have fun, but quit fucking with my point here.
YOUR MISSION FOR MARCH IS TO PROMOTE THE FUCK OUT OF THIS RAID.
Bug your friends. Call in old favors. Beg, make empty promises, mow their lawn, offer sexual favors, XENU DOES NOT CARE! Do whatever it takes to convince your lazy associates to come out and enjoy themselves. They don't wanna protest? That's fine. How do they feel about standing outside on the street and dancing and being obnoxious? Want to bring a nonsensical meme sign? Cool, this is the month to do it!
We want to see new faces, old faces, and most importantly NO FACES! Get a mask, give it to a friend, and drag their asses out with you.
We will be doing flyering once a week until the global to promote this event and will be issuing a call for volunteers shortly. We will also be placing PRINTABLE PROPAGANDA in this thread for you to put up at school, in your neighborhood, or on that corner you work on.
This raid will only be as fun as we make it, so let's kick some ass.
EDIT: Flyers for posting EVERYWHERE
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